At ForeverPrized.com, Inc., we take the wondrous couplet from Shakespeare’s Sonnet 18 as one of our many mottos:
Or words to that effect.
Summer’s lease has far too short a date, but thousands of people of this World and the Next are published for Eternity with our Posthumous Vanity Publishing (PVP) services which you can access from your own home. One of the lucky many is Mr. Demod “Dem” Smith of southern Missouri. Soon after Dem died on his old Ozark hill, his epic love & drinking poem, The Hayfield, found perpetual life at our PVP site www.thehayfieldforever.com and on our Facebook Page.
Through our PVP services you can post your loved one’s prized creations to an all-accepting Universe, including poems, short stories, and novel excerpts. You’ll be amazed at the Reception.
ForeverPrized.com, Inc. has been providing such PVP and other e-memorial services since 1999 while the Scattergood family itself has been providing memorial services since 1989. Twenty years later, we’re making even more dead writers’ dreams come true, and we can do the same for any other writer or poet who has passed on to the Next Life after having their work passed over during This One.
Litigation by attorneys general in several states is slowing down our operation, but in an injunction-free future, please also consider some of our other services. You may purchase an eGrave upon such eGrounds as the elite Whispering Dells or, in the medium price range, Harmony Glades. Funereal applications for iPhone and iPad are available. We also offer grexting (send text messages from your cell phone directly to your loved one’s eGrave), eUrns, eFlames, and all come with our trademarked eUlogies.
My family and I look forward to serving your and your family in This World and the Next One.
Edgar B. Scattergood,
Chief Executive Officer
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