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Dr. Scattergood has asked, “Which is more strange as we stare down at our future and final resting place:  that we will be buried in the ground or that we will no longer be able to walk on the ground?”

Whether this verbal pearl by Dr. Scattergood is rhetorical, aphoristic, or Socratic will be debated by the future historians of philosophy.  What cannot be questioned  today is that his piercing forked question points us to a product that soothes our fears and meets our afterlife needs:  ForeverPrized.com, Inc.’s modern and unique and dry, water-proof eGrave.

In fact, the eGrave is a bone-dry, moisture-proof product.  Purchase an eGrave like this one, and find your loved one or yourself resting on the internet–not in the ground or above it!–and in a memorial website (with photographs, statistics, flash-playing videos, and music) built to last just for you and your family.

Choose a plot in either the elite Whispering Dells or, in the medium price range, Harmony Glades.  For additional fees, eGraves may come with eFlames, eUlogies, and grexting (text messaging to the eGrave).  Hyperlinks to other eGraves are possible.   Our websites and eGrounds are permanent, but we still offer a variety of different billing options (perpetual or eternal).  And of course with much more confidence than our “grounded” brothers and sisters in funeral services can say, we can guarantee our eGraves are water-proof, moisture-proof, and dampness-proof.  You or your loved will remain crackling dry, free from infestation, and truly forever @ home.

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